“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.” ― Gabriel García Márquez
“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.” ― E.L. Doctorow
“There are three rules for the writing of a novel. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.”
~Somerset Maugham
“Be obscure clearly.” ~E.B. White
“There is only one plot—things are not what they seem.” ~Jim Thompson